January 1, 2009

6 Major truths of life

6 statements to kick start this new year of 2009:

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now because you realized that you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this. I found out that I was an idiot too and I needed company! :P

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